Nonplussed, I repeated her request in question form, wondering if I maybe heard her incorrectly.

(And bear in mind this was all with the ridiculously adorable R-to-W lisp) "Tinkerbell, daddy! We've had Tinkerbell for dinner before, don't you remember?!"

I got nothing at this point, but can't help but be a bit proud of how metal the little psychopath I'm raising is.

"You know, daddy, with the tortillas!"

Okay, sez I to meself, has their mother ironically named some meal that she feeds them behind my back?

"Okay, baby, what else is in Tinkerbells?"

"Tortillas, and cheese, and chicken, and the hotsauce packets!"

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂