attractive girl.
Had to excuse myself during the most intense part of the movie (can't remember what movie it was) and bee-line it to the bathroom. Thankfully, I made it.
When I got back to my seat (15 minutes later) I asked her in all seriousness, 'What did I miss?'
She kinda stared at me, and whispered, 'Where did you go?'
Completely straight-faced, I told her that I was about to 'crap my pants'.
She started laughing and then got me up-to-speed.
Oddly, she never wanted to go out with me again.
🤔