For instance, did you know:
-COVID thrives in upper levels in stadiums
-COVID feeds off victims at night, hence, why Walmart, Home Depot, grocery stores, and any place convenient closes early.
-COVID loves dual entrances of stores. That's why stores only use one entrance on the other side of the parking lot from where you parked and funnel everyone in the same place, which is less risky.
-COVID does not thrive in casinos with 500 persons inside, but it does in churches of 50 or fewer people. Hence, Nevada's ban on church services but not casinos.
-COVID does not harm politicians but does the regular public. That's why hair salons and winery restaurants in California were patroned by Governor Newsom and Mrs Nancy Pelosi.
Added for clarity:
-COVID is progressive. It is pacified by racial injustice protests but is deadly with MAGA marches.
-COVID hangs around garbage cans at stores. This is why it is so hard to find a garbage can outside of stores.
-COVID hangs out around good ole fashioned condiments and water containers at restaurants. One study found Costco’s onion grinder to be a super spreader of both diced onions and virus load. That’s why you can’t put onions on your hot dog and have to try to squeeze that plastic cup of ketchup evenly on your hot dog.

We’re all in this together. Alone. At home. With double masks on.