big ol' contraction, all of which are often used in typical contractions, mostly to be cutesy, I'll concede.

Would not have = wouldn't've, for example.

I also often write colloquially spoken contractions that aren't typically written.

This one = this'n, for example.

Somehow, in a real email, I managed to contract both of them.

This one would not have = this'n'dn't've.

I'm kind of proud of that.