Trying to spend $100 today on Safemoon...

The commission to purchase BNB on Simplex was close to 17% (and the percentage wouldn't have changed with different purchase amounts). Then after entering my info, they had a message saying the price had gone up so I'd get less BNB. But it took a very long time to actually receive the BNB, in which time the value had dropped several percent from the original value.

Then the exchange to Smart Chain was a dollar or so, and the exchange to Safemoon was another dollar or so. Then there's the 10% "tax" for a Safemoon transaction.

After all of that, I ended up with about $60 worth of Safemoon for my $100 investment.

Is there an easier and cheaper way to go from dollars to Safemoon in a single day?