Went to lunch with my new coworker who just moved here from AZ. She’s 25 or so and really into basketball. We’re chatting about life and whatnot and she begins telling me about how she just got out of a 3 yr relationship and it was really hard.

Her: “The dude is pretty famous too, so it’s kind of awkward.”
Me, intrigued: “Would I know him?”
Her: “You’re a big NBA fan, right?”
Me: “Huge fan!” As I’m quickly running through the Suns’ roster in my mind
Her: “Do you know who Devin Booker is?”
Me: “Holy crap! You’ve been dating Devin Booker for 3 years?!”
Her: “No, he’s dating Kendall Jenner. I’ve been dating his dad. He’s 22 years older than me.”
Me as I’m trying not to spit out my drink: