Told Mrs to get some tortillas at Walmart, she gave them to someone in parking

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Apr 28, 2021
9:14:06am

rcbyufan Truly Addicted User

Told Mrs to get some tortillas at Walmart, she gave them to someone in parking

lot as she's coming out.

Some lady gave my wife a sob story as she's coming out of Walmart and my wife proceeded to give her the tortillas and pepperoni she had just purchased. Luckily she didn't give her the bike that she just purchased for our daughter.

My wife is a better person than I am. I was pretty annoyed last night about this. Now I have to go get tortillas. I hope my wife enjoys being by herself in heaven because I'm not going to make it there with her.

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rcbyufan

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Told Mrs to get some tortillas at Walmart, she gave them to someone in parking

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:14am

Maybe that's her long-term exit strategy?

Eddie

4/28/21 9:17am

RE: Maybe that's her long-term exit strategy?

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:17am

That was nice of her to do but if she knew you needed tortillas why didnt she just walk back in the store right then

kccougar

4/28/21 9:17am

Fascinating. Maybe something else is going on here

TNT

4/28/21 9:19am

Maybe she completely forgot to get them and used the old “I gave them to a

Nuke

4/28/21 9:19am

RE: Maybe she completely forgot to get them and used the old “I gave them to a

kccougar

4/28/21 9:21am

Okay. Wait a second. I think I need to see a receipt. I bet she got our daughter

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:22am

I'm back. I did some sleuthing. The receipt was "in the bag" with the tortillas

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:26am

Yeah? Well I didn't "need" tortillas. And she was walking out with the bike &

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:21am

I keep soup with me for this kind of thing. It gets rid of any temptation to

vagabonder

4/28/21 9:18am

You keep cans of soup on your person?

mulletino

4/28/21 9:20am

RE: You keep cans of soup on your person?

osbooks

4/28/21 9:21am

If you keep it in your pocket it stays warm for when you give it to them.

pinolero

4/28/21 9:29am

Who doesn't have a spare can of soup in their wallet?

Northwest Cougar

4/28/21 9:22am

I keep it in my car if it's too large to fit in my shoe.

vagabonder

4/28/21 9:23am

Wait until you see the size of this guy's shoes

supertux

4/28/21 9:24am

RE: Wait until you see the size of this guy's shoes

mulletino

4/28/21 9:24am

RE: Wait until you see the size of this guy's shoes

vagabonder

4/28/21 9:26am

So you're walking out of Walmart and are approached by a hobo, you just have old cans of soup like in holsters? Variety?

mulletino

4/28/21 9:26am

Cargo shorts

maxpowers

4/28/21 9:32am

Also, boardname checks out

supertux

4/28/21 9:26am

RE: I keep soup with me for this kind of thing. It gets rid of any temptation to

cougarsnooty

4/28/21 11:18am

Walmart bikes?

Hobo

4/28/21 9:39am

They've worked well for my kids. I don't have a Greg LeMond for a kid.

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:41am

Some rich old lady was laughing as she ate pepperoni burritos in her BMW

Backcountry

4/28/21 9:44am

RE: Some rich old lady was laughing as she ate pepperoni burritos in her BMW

rcbyufan

4/28/21 9:52am

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