future self. Now that mine are turning gray I am even more frightened.

Also, speaking of fear, the most frightening aspect of the resurrection is that every hair of our heads will be restored. I've thought of electrolysis and laser hair removal but it just seems so futile when I think I'll be resurrected with that hair. I lost my tweezers on vacation and now I'm too depressed to go online and buy new ones. Oh well, hopefully it won't be gray in the resurrection, although brilliantly shining ear hair doesn't sound so great either.

Mods - move this to religion if you feel it's more appropriate.