I was beaten up so badly, that my parents didn't even take any photos of me.

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May 3, 2021
5:32:44pm

DB Cooper All-American

And they had their camera there, ready to document the moment. But decided not to once they saw the hideous creature.

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DB Cooper

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Yesterday was my birthday and I learned that I was delivered by an abortionist.

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:07pm

Is that the traumatic upbringing that led to your life of crime?

85fan

5/3/21 5:10pm

It certainly didn't help. 😉

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:16pm

I guess he was really bad at his job?

Richard McCoy Jr.

5/3/21 5:10pm

Yeah, thank goodness for bad abortion doctors.

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:22pm

I am happy you made it.

Richard McCoy Jr.

5/3/21 5:31pm

I should clarify. My mom was not trying to terminate a pregnancy. That doctor

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:11pm

This sounds like a story that I bet a lot of people would like to hear - if you

crack

5/3/21 5:11pm

My mom and siblings say that my face, especially the area around my eyes, was so

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:15pm

So the delivering doctor was also a practicing abortion doctor?

crack

5/3/21 5:16pm

That's what I'm told. It was the '70s.

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:17pm

Metal tongs (forceps) are still used. My daughter was posterior and the doc used forceps.

cougfanblue

5/3/21 5:27pm

I was beaten up so badly, that my parents didn't even take any photos of me.

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:32pm

That had nothing to do with the forceps 😉

cougfanblue

5/3/21 5:42pm

Ouch. Truth hurts.

DB Cooper

5/3/21 5:49pm

It probably prepared you well for the hijacking and nighttime parachute jump.

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