isn't really a boss but he thinks he is, but I digress. So this guy that thinks he is the boss is your typical braided belt, socks with sandles, pocket protector type. He is constantly talking about his amazing parenting (then proceeds to tell stories about his kid's anger issues), his incredible financial acumen (he lives in a trailer) and beautiful wife (snicker). Anyway, I am also married with kids, but there is no way I'm going to tell him anything about my family. Last thing I want is to hear his unsolicited crappy advice, so he thinks I'm single with no plans to marry. Well guess what? Dufus pulls me aside and proceeds to tell me how worried he is about me and my lack of desire to marry. He then started going through a power point on his iPad with all the wonderful things marriage and kids bring. When he was finished I told him I was gay. Maybe now he'll leave me alone.