“This morning I started the day with 15 minutes of meditation, ran outside and enjoyed nature for 30 minutes, took a shower and thought about positive thoughts and then ate my gourmet organic breakfast I made myself.

Me with kids.

“Woke up to screaming kids at 5:30 and immediately had my 3 year old crying for candy for breakfast. Sat on the floor playing with legos for 30 minutes and then cooked 8 different meals until I found one my kids would actually eat that morning. Go to sit on the can for my morning business while my two kids and cat come in and scream and wait for me to finish. Jump in the shower for 1 minute while kids cry to have me turn on YouTube for them. Grab a pop tart and call it a day”.

I don’t know about you all but I love when my coworkers finally have kids. It’s fun to see them realize what the real world is all about. I run for the hills when I interview for a company and noticed my would be new manager doesn’t have kids. They just have no idea how hard it is to have a work/life balance for your family.