Yeah I get asked this from time to time. When they ask me if I played college

Jun 12, 2021
3:14:24pm

RootieBoy All-American

ball or higher, I stare off in the distance over their right shoulder and hit them with the "Almost..." and then I let my eyes get glossy and lower my head while slowly turning back around in line.

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So cringe worthy... Guy Holliday

Bleeding Blue

6/12/21 2:25pm

Some people's life experiences are very limited. Sounds like this guy is one of them.

SingleStrapBackpack

6/12/21 2:27pm

And that kid grew up to be Jaxson Dart

DieHarder

6/12/21 2:28pm

Is this your first day in the world? These conversations happen all the time...

COACHdrn

6/12/21 2:28pm

Yeah this doesn't sound that bad.

JuicyJam

6/12/21 2:30pm

Yeah I get asked this from time to time. When they ask me if I played college

RootieBoy

6/12/21 3:14pm

The salt & vinegar of the earth....

SinkingQuffa

6/12/21 2:29pm

Sounds like someone’s bitter they didn’t get in on the conversation first!!!

Taysom 4 Heisman

6/12/21 2:33pm

I wish people came up to me and said that

buckeyecougarguy

6/12/21 2:34pm

I once had the pie salesman at Marie Calendars ask me if I was a swimmer. So that was weird

Slim

6/12/21 3:05pm

She must have a type and you got her hopes up.

RootieBoy

6/12/21 3:16pm

Why were you wearing a Speedo to Marie Calendars?

fredetteaboutit13

6/12/21 4:30pm

Because his username is accurate?

John Doe

6/12/21 10:13pm

Ya, getting sick of “Are you in IT?”

BigEasyCougar

6/12/21 3:18pm

It's probably the lack of common sense and 8 pens in the pocket protector that make them think that.

John Doe

6/12/21 10:15pm

I think most CBers could pass as BYU basketball players.

CougarTailDevourer

6/12/21 3:45pm

I know right?

(Private)

6/12/21 10:42pm

Every couple of months someone will ask me at the gym if I played football

JuicyJam

6/12/21 3:57pm

Is Guy black? I dont see color so I guess I didnt notice.

Backcountry

6/12/21 2:40pm

"Stanley. I don't look you as another race."

RootieBoy

6/12/21 3:18pm

Is this a reverse?

Dr. 91coug

6/12/21 2:50pm

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thewaterboy

6/12/21 2:50pm

Did you tell him you were the waterboy?

COACHdrn

6/12/21 3:20pm

It seems obvious

thewaterboy

6/12/21 3:23pm

Microagression

BlooCoog

6/12/21 2:57pm

There’s a goober in this story and it isn’t the guy being nice to Guy Holliday. Who is, in fact, a life long football

YIsForBrigham

6/12/21 3:26pm

More importantly, what is he up to now since he left Utah football?

scott715

6/12/21 3:49pm

Good question. I'm surprised he wasn't picked up somewhere.

JuicyJam

6/12/21 3:59pm

I wear BYU polos often and more than a few have asked if I coach or part of the

Blueheadtotoe

6/12/21 4:11pm

Personal experience...

moabmax

6/12/21 5:21pm

Whenever I see a black person I simply act like…

buckeyecougarguy

6/12/21 6:59pm

RE: Whenever I see a black person I simply act like…

Scott_Tenorman

6/12/21 7:53pm

That's so cringey. I hope I'm not even close to being like that.

Great38

6/12/21 11:07pm

I have two half black cousins…so weird to me that people treat people differentl

ByuImaginesDragons

6/13/21 1:41am

USC has a great E-Sports team.......

BDAWG

6/12/21 6:15pm

I hope he was able to survive. Sounds horrible!

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