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Jul 12, 2021
9:43:54pm
The Dark Knight All-American
Had a horrible nightmare last night
Somehow, I had made the BYU football team. I was soaking in the amazing new locker room and checking out all my new cleats. I decided to go with the royal blue ones.

Then, I couldn't find my pants.

Players started filing out to the field to go to practice and I am furiously tearing apart my locker and gear looking for the pants. Eventually I'm the only one left in the locker room looking everywhere. Then randomly my 10 year old daughter is in there looking with me and she can't find them anywhere either. My heart is sinking because I know that with every minute that passes I am later and later for my very first practice as a Cougar. Eventually I start to accept that even if I do find my pants I am going to be so late that I will be kicked off the team.

Then I woke up simultaneously anxious and depressed, and it was one of those dreams that it took a while to realize it hadn't actually happened.
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