According to your link, "Automobiles and disease kill more skunks than all of their predators put together". So he just

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Jul 26, 2021
1:28:52pm

dilbert Intervention Needed

needs to run it over with his car. Which should be easy, since it's already in his garage anyway.

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This story went 1 step further last night. My son went into the utility closet

JAGA97

7/26/21 1:05pm

antifreeze in the water bowl

panacablue

7/26/21 1:06pm

That could be a solution for the cat and skunk.

JAGA97

7/26/21 1:07pm

nail shut the cat door. cat will start hunting mice. skunk will go elsewhere

yahtzee

7/26/21 1:09pm

quit painting a white stripe down the back of your black cat..........

StarMan

7/26/21 1:09pm

Befriend the skunk, learn its ways, earn its trust, and then when it leads you back to its family you kill them all.

DKN

7/26/21 1:10pm

You need a great horn owl. Not sure where to buy.

Tokolosh

7/26/21 1:15pm

Interesting. Apparently Great Horned Owls are the equivalent of the

UNLVcougar

7/26/21 1:20pm

According to your link, "Automobiles and disease kill more skunks than all of their predators put together". So he just

dilbert

7/26/21 1:28pm

I'd use a nonlethal cage trap. Good luck after that, maybe animal control?

deejo

7/26/21 1:20pm

Drown the skunk in the cage.

cracka

7/26/21 1:38pm

If you have the option, nonlethal cage trap, then tie the trap to a tree and

Geldir

7/26/21 1:23pm

Skunks are relatively easy to trap. I don't know about drowning it, though. Wouldn't it release it's spray when it dies?

dilbert

7/26/21 1:31pm

No. Drowning them in the cage is a very common tactic.

cracka

7/26/21 1:39pm

Thanks. I do know that if you chop off the skunk's head with a shovel, it will spray all over in its death convulsions.

dilbert

7/26/21 2:37pm

How did he move the cage without getting sprayed?

JAGA97

7/26/21 1:46pm

Skunk cages are designed to prevent the skunk from spraying.

cracka

7/26/21 1:51pm

This. A skunk won't spray if it can't lift it's tail, and the skunk traps are long and narrow. There's no room for them

dilbert

7/26/21 2:33pm

Why kill them? They’re just innocent creatures. Take em into the woods and drop

ByuImaginesDragons

7/27/21 12:25am

Catch it in a clear bin and put it on your best friend’s porch.

ColdFusion1989

7/26/21 1:24pm

I'll take your story even further. Your cat and the skunk:

m0resn0w

7/26/21 1:44pm

#MeToo

BYU Grounds

7/26/21 2:48pm

We've euthanized 18 of those suckers! Use a live trap, then

AzCugrFan

7/26/21 4:27pm

The best posts always come hours after the original.

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