1. Forrest fires from Oregon make it unbearable to be golfing or in the pool or be on the boat at night. Thank you tree hugging commies from Oregon.
2. Mariners want to go back to their losing ways after trading their closer.
3. Nothing else on TV.
4. Cool world competition that happens once every four years for 2 weeks.
5. I am winner. I like winning. I like watching Americans beat the cheaters from China and Russia and or ROC

Go Murica!