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Jul 31, 2021
11:06:09pm
Mike Honcho All-American
Jungle Cruise could have been titled “Pirates of the Caribbean 7: This time on the Amazon.” So many questions too
Or maybe “Pirates of the Caribbean: Jumanji”

Spoiler when the baddies fell down the hole that the rock made for them, why did they get trapped against the wall? Can the jungle not lift them up?

At what point did they gain the ability to control the jungle - the same jungle that trapped them and traps them again?

What was the plan for the petal? Reverse engineer it to mass produce and save everyone?

The petals on the tree die as soon as moon sets but if you pick one it just lives forever on its own?

How did they paddle that wreck at the end back up the rapids they had to come down? How did they paddle anything out anywhere when the rock stopped the river entirely?



Oh and CB is gonna love the gay angle and the women sexism/feminism moment at the end.
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