Somebody beat you to the punch! It's OK... dad jokes never get old!

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Sep 7, 2021
12:05:16am

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DanSmith...BYU

Previous username: goobermcmonkey
Bio page: DanSmith...BYU
Joined: Nov 23, 2010
Last login: Apr 18, 2024
Total posts: 1,409 (1 FO)

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Complete this sentence. BYU will beat Utah on Saturday if....

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:02am

Jake Oldroyd can play

Jomilo21

9/7/21 12:02am

We score more points.

fldnstrm

9/7/21 12:02am

Thanks for being THAT guy.

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:03am

We can't help the common sense answer

Heath Squashwell

9/7/21 12:04am

I knew I was opening the door for that joke...

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:13am

It took a brisk 37 seconds before this answer came in.

Jomilo21

9/7/21 12:03am

Thanks Ron Boone

semisonic

9/7/21 7:04am

We don't turn the ball over

HeismanTy

9/7/21 12:03am

They score more points.

Unibro

9/7/21 12:03am

Somebody beat you to the punch! It's OK... dad jokes never get old!

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:05am

But it is true.

Unibro

9/7/21 12:08am

RE: But it is true.

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:52am

We score more points than them

Heath Squashwell

9/7/21 12:04am

Such an original and funny answer! I wonder if anybody else will make that joke?

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:06am

RE: Such an original and funny answer! I wonder if anybody else will make that

Heath Squashwell

9/7/21 12:13am

Utah scores less points than BYU.

FT487

9/7/21 12:05am

Ooooooooo! A new twist on a classic joke! Nice one!

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:07am

BYU controls the clock

Byublueman

9/7/21 12:07am

BYU executes and forces Utah to make mistakes, and can capitalize on those.

grosven

9/7/21 12:08am

They let Hall scramble, the Nacua's are healthy, Rex has a big game,

AltTabbins

9/7/21 12:08am

I put more than $500 on the Utes to win a money line bet.

777

9/7/21 12:14am

WPOTD.

holipuluki

9/7/21 12:17am

I'm just finishing the sentence bro...I would never do that, but if

777

9/7/21 12:21am

Only time I ever put money on a BYU game was $20 on BYU to cover the massive spread against USC with Bush/Leinart

Pistol Shrimp

9/7/21 5:14am

The Utes mistakenly show up for the game a day late…

byubrian

9/7/21 12:19am

RE: The Utes mistakenly show up for the game a day late…

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:56am

But it’s possible…

byubrian

9/8/21 4:43pm

Kyle Whittingham is distracted by women in leather pants

cheezedawg

9/7/21 12:25am

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DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:57am

Perhaps all the BYU fans could show up in leather pants? It might work.

DanSmith...BYU

9/7/21 12:58am

We see above average QB play. I believe BYU has the talent at the line, RB, WR and TE to move the ball and score points

Zach Morris

9/7/21 12:29am

We win the turnover battle and don't give up any defensive scores.

ManicBlue

9/7/21 12:32am

Katoa and Allgeier run cleaner lines and do less dancing; Hall continues to make good decisions

Sandstone Cougar

9/7/21 1:03am

Whittingham’s pact with Satan has lapsed.

mvtoro

9/7/21 1:04am

Lesser talent, lesser coach, equals gigantic losing record.

Stev_ie

9/7/21 1:24am

Puka is healthy and Utah turns the ball over

TFL

9/7/21 1:35am

They limit turnovers

kahuna

9/7/21 1:50am

BYU is plus 2 or 3 on turnovers

Bald Eagle

9/7/21 2:06am

The starting QB doesn't wet his pants in the first quarter.

Marc Spector

9/7/21 5:26am

BYU's coaches outsmart Utah's and are aggressive. Utilize all weapons, take

1CougFan

9/7/21 5:46am

We give 110%, 1 play at a time, remember there's no "I" in team, want it more...

A_blue_car

9/7/21 6:46am

We control the LOS

SpudNut

9/7/21 7:27am

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