“And the Cougar Board Grinch, with his Cougar Board Grinch-Drink dripping ice cold water on his keyboard, sat puzzling and puzzling, how could it be so? The defense improved without without firing the coordinator and tearing the defensive scheme to ribbons... And he puzzled and puzzled 'till his puzzler was sore. Then the Cougar Board Grinch thought of something he hadn't before. What if coaching defense, he thought, doesn't come from reading Cougar Board? What if Defense, perhaps, requires a little bit more?”