I'd like to amend my statement slightly:
The Pie officially sucks. It is awful. The Pie has managed to do what Little Caeser's, Pizza Pie Café and even my seventh-grade cafeteria couldn't do: They have made eating pizza an unpleasant experience.
And so to The Pie I say goodbye forever with this devastating Haiku:
Farewell to The Pie.
Your pizza is like your walls:
Gross, garbage-filled mess.