too OCD to wear 2 left socks or 2 right socks, and when you're wife does the laundry she doesn't pay attention to that, and it's too small of a thing to ask her to make sure there is 1 right and left sock per pair, then you grab a pair of socks, go downstairs before you put them on, then after putting on one, realize the other is for the same foot, so you have to go back upstairs to get the correct matching stick to go with the one you already put on?
Yeah, that doesn't happen to me either.