"Quit licking the temple!" - one of my better ones

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Oct 14, 2021
12:51:24pm

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LeonMarek

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Things you never thought you’d say or hear as a parent.

NewYorkCougar Playmaker

10/14/21 12:49pm

"Quit licking the temple!" - one of my better ones

LeonMarek

10/14/21 12:51pm

That is awesome!

NewYorkCougar

10/14/21 12:52pm

And did you?

Brisco

10/14/21 12:53pm

Yes, my son did quit licking the temple. Tasted like rocks and church.

LeonMarek

10/14/21 1:58pm

"Let's go. NOW." "Just a sec." "NO MORE SECS!"

spoxjox

10/14/21 12:55pm

RE: "Let's go. NOW." "Just a sec." "NO MORE SECS!"

Cougero

10/14/21 12:57pm

I haven't been drinking (all in slurred speech). Not so good times...

Taccoug

10/14/21 12:56pm

Also my youngest when we went to see Mt Rushmore - Did we pay to see all 4?

Taccoug

10/14/21 12:57pm

“I wish I could poop outside like the dog.”

SJS

10/14/21 12:56pm

“Hey!! No putting your weener on the counter!” My sis. to her 4 year old son

Springirl

10/14/21 1:05pm

Good general rule of thumb. Important for a 4-year-old to learn.

spoxjox

10/14/21 1:08pm

Dad, I got arrested for DUI. What do I do, I don't even know where I'm at?

Y-Zag

10/14/21 1:11pm

"Stop eating string so you can pull it out of your butt"

byujacob

10/14/21 1:13pm

"Don't eat the ants off the floor!"

ldssdl

10/14/21 1:39pm

"He's a girl because he has a vagina." My young nephew with 6 brothers 0 sisters

RobAdams

10/14/21 1:42pm

"Stop reading or I will take away all your books!"

runnincoug

10/14/21 2:01pm

I don’t have kids but I’m surprised at some of the stuff I say grooming dogs

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