"Stop reading or I will take away all your books!"

Oct 14, 2021
2:01:04pm

runnincoug Truly Addicted User

not as funny, but I've been totally surprised by how I've had to threaten this with all my kids because they won't do anything else except read.

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runnincoug

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Things you never thought you’d say or hear as a parent.

NewYorkCougar Playmaker

10/14/21 12:49pm

"Quit licking the temple!" - one of my better ones

LeonMarek

10/14/21 12:51pm

That is awesome!

NewYorkCougar

10/14/21 12:52pm

And did you?

Brisco

10/14/21 12:53pm

Yes, my son did quit licking the temple. Tasted like rocks and church.

LeonMarek

10/14/21 1:58pm

"Let's go. NOW." "Just a sec." "NO MORE SECS!"

spoxjox

10/14/21 12:55pm

RE: "Let's go. NOW." "Just a sec." "NO MORE SECS!"

Cougero

10/14/21 12:57pm

I haven't been drinking (all in slurred speech). Not so good times...

Taccoug

10/14/21 12:56pm

Also my youngest when we went to see Mt Rushmore - Did we pay to see all 4?

Taccoug

10/14/21 12:57pm

“I wish I could poop outside like the dog.”

SJS

10/14/21 12:56pm

“Hey!! No putting your weener on the counter!” My sis. to her 4 year old son

Springirl

10/14/21 1:05pm

Good general rule of thumb. Important for a 4-year-old to learn.

spoxjox

10/14/21 1:08pm

Dad, I got arrested for DUI. What do I do, I don't even know where I'm at?

Y-Zag

10/14/21 1:11pm

"Stop eating string so you can pull it out of your butt"

byujacob

10/14/21 1:13pm

"Don't eat the ants off the floor!"

ldssdl

10/14/21 1:39pm

"He's a girl because he has a vagina." My young nephew with 6 brothers 0 sisters

RobAdams

10/14/21 1:42pm

"Stop reading or I will take away all your books!"

runnincoug

10/14/21 2:01pm

I don’t have kids but I’m surprised at some of the stuff I say grooming dogs

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