drops her phones in the river. it survives but then don't work so well. Me? I take care of my stuff. It doesn't break, it just wears out and the batteries don't work as well as they used to.
So then, we have to talk about replacements for her, so she gets the newest and shiniest stuff, and me, who takes care of all my stuff, gets stuck with the functioning but older tech.
do I need to start getting more clumsy or just start buying insurance on all her stuff?