wish to cancel, please press 1." I am an idiot and like to waste time so I pressed 1. The guy was like "Hello sir, thank you for calling Amazon, how may i help you?" In my most beta male voice possible I said "yeth I want to canthel my Amathon order? I am worried becauth I didn't even order that."

"Yes sir, let me just check your account regarding same. What is the first and last name?"

"Thomath Wallaby. T-h-o-m-a-s W-a-l-l-a-b-y."

"And your zip code sir?"

"Schenactady, New York 12345" (that's my go to zip code for all scam calls)

"Ok I see here sir you have ordered Macbook Pro and Airpods, totalling $1,123.26, being delivered to [states some address]. Do you know someone at that address?"

"Yeth, that would be my couthin. And that ith a pretty good deal tho I gueth I don't want to canthel it."

"[long pause] Oh, ok. Well it should be delivered by next Tuesday. Thank you for calling Amazon."

So if any CBer in Schenactady gets a Macbook Pro and airpods next Tuesday, it was paid by some Thomas Wallaby.