things for a party next week. I figured I'd pick up a couple bags of Halloween candy as long as I was there, since their big mixed bags are a decent deal.

Well, I couldn't go leaving bags of candy in a hot car all afternoon. So I left them in the Costco box in the back of my office.

...aaaaand then one of the bags SPRANG open! And then three Snickers, two Reese's cups and an Almond Joy ASSAULTED my mouth, esophagus and stomach! I'll get through this, and those ones may have just been the delinquents of the bunch, but I'm gonna have to keep an eye on the rest of them just in case. That's right, I'm profiling candy.