We were trying to watch Sunday night football. Storms were running through our area last night and the weather man would not stop on local NBC. Even more annoying than not getting the game was his word choices.

We're looking at this new circulation.
Now look at this circulation.
If this circulation continues to grow it will be a dangerous circulation.

I suggest you all for your sake to get in your safe space.
Your safe space should be as low as you can go and as many walls between you and the outside as you can.
This is the best advice for a safe space during this circulation.

Then he starts adding you should duck your head in your safe space because this is where your brains are and you will need your brains as you think through how to survive this circulation.

Then he started adding you should put on a helmet in your safe space and duck your head in your safe space as this is the only way to survive this circulation.

Honestly where we live these were not even that bad for storms. A bit unusual for this time of year but not really bad.

But he went on that these are nocturnal circulation and it is hard to see these nocturnal circulation because it is dark out because they happen at night.

I only stayed on so long because I was hoping to get to watch the game.

We switched over to other channels and never once heard another weather guy say circulation, safe space (in the same way...more like take shelter in a safe place) or nocturnal...

For a moment I thought this guy was introducing me to a new type of storm or some official vernacular change from the national weather service but it was just this weird guy.

He also had some real weird references in his attempt to keep us updated on this football of the NFL game that was on and announcing that NBC had gone to a sort of intermission half of the football of the NFL presentation.

It went from a bit of comedy to really annoying very quickly...