While I was chilling by the pool I looked at the beach, with the red flags and all the beach chairs brought in, and I saw a super white, middle aged, balding dude heading into the water. Some of the locals yelled at him to get out of the water, but he ignored them, and turned his back to the waves. About 30 seconds later a huge wave just pummeled the crap out him. He was tossed like a rag doll, I seriously thought he was a goner, but a lifeguard was able to find him and tow him back to safety. When he got back to the beach, lo and behold he put on a BYU hat and had a Sailor Coug beach towel. Glad he is ok, I wonder if he is on Cougarboard.