I know how you can identify a non-alpha. If you concern yourself with every little thing other people say and you allow

Nov 26, 2021
10:33:31am

Pimpin4Paradise Intervention Needed

it to wreck your experience on a message board, you’re definitely not an alpha. Also, ifyou spend a lot of your time showing how successful or wealthy you are, you’re not an alpha. You’re a beta who thinks very highly of yourself.

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Originally posted on Nov 26, 2021 at 10:33:31am

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Are you an alpha? If so, how have you determined this? Also, when confronted by

CougarTailDevourer

11/26/21 10:23am

If you need to ask, you're not.

Mister P

11/26/21 10:24am

RE: If you need to ask, you're not.

CougarTailDevourer

11/26/21 10:26am

I dont think anyone on CB is one. That is why we are here.

panacablue

11/26/21 10:26am

Someone who makes their living here banning "mean" people is definitely Beta

jrifkin48

11/26/21 10:32am

Cougarboard Alpha Male? 🙂

Mountain Rat

11/26/21 10:32am

Chest size, quad size, bank account, don’t take nothin from no one. Indy thinker

OMIllionaire

11/26/21 10:28am

That's so cute that you thought this was serious

CommodoreCoug

11/26/21 1:58pm

Cute lil beta commodore

OMIllionaire

11/26/21 2:15pm

RE: Cute lil beta commodore

CommodoreCoug

11/26/21 2:26pm

Sorry for your loss beta boi

OMIllionaire

11/26/21 2:30pm

Looks like we’ve got another McQuain on our hands. Fun!

CommodoreCoug

11/26/21 5:00pm

Surely he isn't actually serious.

Courtimedes

11/26/21 5:20pm

Not one here. Alphas in my job get fired, so I’m submissive and just take it

cougfanz

11/26/21 10:29am

Unironically saying 'alpha' or 'beta' automatically classifies you as a 'beta'

Hotlanta

11/26/21 10:29am

Sounds like something a beta would say

Magathis

11/26/21 10:31am

RE: Sounds like something a beta would say

Hotlanta

11/26/21 10:33am

RE: Sounds like something a beta would say

Magathis

11/26/21 10:34am

it's betas all the way down, apparently

Hotlanta

11/26/21 10:36am

Other alphas become betas when they spend time with me. Never been much of a

DieHarder

11/26/21 10:30am

RE: Other alphas become betas when they spend time with me. Never been much of a

CougarTailDevourer

11/26/21 10:32am

Are you wearing the cone of shame?

Courtimedes

11/26/21 10:31am

Nah, I’m more Sigma

Polemic

11/26/21 10:33am

I know how you can identify a non-alpha. If you concern yourself with every little thing other people say and you allow

Pimpin4Paradise

11/26/21 10:33am

Alphas have been disproven.

Adwight

11/26/21 10:37am

False. There are those who claim unironically to be alphas on this very board.

CougarTailDevourer

11/26/21 10:39am

You mean I can't explain away my bad attitude by misunderstanding wolf behavior?

Hotlanta

11/26/21 10:41am

I wrote a book called Psion Beta.

byujacob

11/26/21 10:54am

I read that, like 10 years ago it seems.

seacougar

11/26/21 11:19am

I wrote it about 10 years ago it seems

byujacob

11/26/21 11:50am

If you say (or type) the words “I am an alpha” you are so completely not

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