lost child with dreams of revolution—nay, a wayward heart misguided by the lure of revolution on the outside, whence I should have sought within.

I mean, technically, I am a 42 year old man who just ate 3 packs of pork flavored Ramen Noodles, but also, I am a lost child who dreams of revolution.

Also, a 3 hour ban on Cougarboard is heck on earth.

Heck, I tell yous.