Arm wrestled a macho guy on my mission.

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Dec 1, 2021
10:18:35am

Veracruz All-American

Arm wrestled a macho guy on my mission.

He was drinking with some friends and called out to me as my comp and I were walking down the road. I went over and met them and the macho guy among them wanted to arm wrestle me so I obliged. I let him think he was winning and then absolutely slammed his hand back down. He stood up ticked off and slammed the table with both hands while his friends laughed and my comp and I walked off.

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Veracruz

Previous username: RoneryAndSadryArone
Bio page: Veracruz
Joined: Jul 25, 2008
Last login: Apr 24, 2024
Total posts: 3,710 (312 FO)

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Author

Time

What's the biggest Alpha move you've ever done?

BIG XII Coug Unemployed BIG XII advisor

11/30/21 1:34pm

Blasted a bunch of the betas on a messageboard who tried teasing me with frownies and eyeroll reactions.

shimmy

11/30/21 1:35pm

RE: Blasted a bunch of the betas on a messageboard who tried teasing me with frownies and eyeroll reactions.

No touching

11/30/21 1:41pm

But did you block them all?

SoBlueitHurts

12/1/21 10:06am

Should have asked El Jefe for a special feature just for you.

John Doe

11/30/21 1:42pm

Sam Cassell is impressed

11/30/21 1:42pm

How is going behind her back and lying an Alpha move?

Mister P

11/30/21 1:36pm

You've never heard of the Passive Aggressive Alpha?

kccougar

11/30/21 1:37pm

First rule of Alpha Males: Ends justifies the means

11/30/21 1:37pm

Alphas do what they want, when they want and they don't care what anyone thinks. Obviously.

No touching

11/30/21 1:42pm

Ehm

MormonThug

11/30/21 1:44pm

My definition of alpha is much different that yours. I must have missed earlier

Big Daddy D

11/30/21 1:36pm

It is about a post where a guy wanted a new feature to block people and then

SoBlueitHurts

12/1/21 10:08am

My neighbor parked his oil leaking bronco in front of my house so I hooked it

MormonThug

11/30/21 1:37pm

We had a neighbor who disgusted everyone. Once after a big snowstorm another neighbor who owned a landscaping company

11/30/21 1:42pm

I just started dating my later to be wife. Her home teacher called to see if he

Chasicle

11/30/21 1:39pm

I created life on the 1st try, but, kept trying multiple times anyways

IceBlueCoug

11/30/21 1:39pm

RE: I created life on the 1st try, but, kept trying multiple times anyways

11/30/21 1:44pm

While at the gym, a guy kicked a smaller dude off the bench and said

wabluecoug

11/30/21 1:43pm

I don't even know that that means because I have never been to a gym.

CDV

11/30/21 2:27pm

Alpha male: fail.

BleedCougarBlue2

11/30/21 10:43pm

Yeah, but I am a lib. I am used to being a beta.

CDV

12/1/21 3:12pm

This is the epitome of an alpha. Well done.

Kugmo

11/30/21 4:50pm

Beat my wife's IUD... twice

Odysseus

11/30/21 1:44pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

11/30/21 1:45pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

CrashMcLarson

11/30/21 1:47pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

wabluecoug

11/30/21 1:47pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

IceBlueCoug

11/30/21 1:49pm

RE: Beat my wife's IUD... twice

Cougar-Duck

11/30/21 1:53pm

Your little swimmers:

sethj250

11/30/21 2:09pm

Walked up behind someone I knew in a line and said I was surprised they would even show their face around there.

John Doe

11/30/21 1:44pm

Walked into 6'9" b-ball players dorm where he was with all his buddies

Blue Cougar

11/30/21 1:51pm

Actually, your sigpic is the definition of an alpha move

Iman23

11/30/21 2:08pm

I might have to update my sig pic text the way this team has been playing

Blue Cougar

11/30/21 4:31pm

Crazy girl in college came over and told us to turn off the game.

Adwight

11/30/21 1:52pm

If it happened just like that...that’s kind of weird.

11/30/21 4:36pm

A girl I took on a first or second date to Doc's pizza with a group to watch

Chasicle

11/30/21 4:51pm

I wrote a long post on CB complaining about mean emojis, blocked a bunch of people, then deleted my post

Alpi Gusto

11/30/21 1:52pm

RE: I wrote a long post on CB complaining about mean emojis, blocked a bunch of people, then deleted my post

11/30/21 1:53pm

<< Deleted >>

Everyman

11/30/21 1:54pm

LOL. Only a beta would think that isn’t an alpha move.

DieHarder

11/30/21 1:54pm

Drinking free water from the bathroom sinks at Lavell Edwards. Then looking down my nose at all the betas who pay for

JohnnyComeLately

11/30/21 1:56pm

This one time, at a Ute football game...

11/30/21 2:01pm

Being a Suns fan on Jazzboard

The Pope

11/30/21 2:02pm

Went long on meme stocks and bought a blue Corvette.

11/30/21 2:03pm

My future wife went on a date that ended with being dropped off at my house.

Kugmo

11/30/21 2:03pm

ColonelMustard must have been the guy?

SoBlueitHurts

12/1/21 10:16am

Walking on campus, a sprinkler was pointing the wrong way, wetting the sidewalk.

fbguru

11/30/21 2:09pm

Ignored the fact that my now wife was dating someone and asked her out anyway.

Thrill

11/30/21 2:22pm

Winner

11/30/21 4:40pm

What!?! My story was the same but the girl was dating a b-ball player

Blue Cougar

11/30/21 4:47pm

Your delivery. I needed more backstory before you walked into his room 😜

11/30/21 8:55pm

My Bishop was very close friends with Steve Young while

11/30/21 2:23pm

And she has regretted it ever since. Shoe polish hair color notwithstanding.

Big Daddy D

11/30/21 2:57pm

Looks like once upon a time we shared the same bishop. Let the guessing begin...

Frankfromtheballpark

11/30/21 3:09pm

Ha! Maybe Steve had multiple Bishops doing this in the mid-90s.

11/30/21 11:00pm

I guess that could be true. Bishop S.R. of the E20 ward?

Frankfromtheballpark

12/1/21 7:25am

Bishop K.D. - don't remember the ward. But i was on condo row.

12/1/21 12:32pm

I met the members of Arcade Fire on my mission, they asked me if I wanted to

CougarTailDevourer

11/30/21 2:29pm

I was not dating anyone exclusively at the time

bruincoug

11/30/21 2:57pm

RE: I was not dating anyone exclusively at the time

CrashMcLarson

11/30/21 3:04pm

I read this as “candle a day” the first time through.

DieHarder

11/30/21 3:07pm

Me too!

11/30/21 4:42pm

Best part: at the end of the summer internship, you got back and found that girl 1 and girl 2 had been roommates.

unctoothman

11/30/21 4:29pm

Neighbor’s dog kept pooping in our yard

12/1/21 1:46am

For your/his reference, coyote poop doesn't look like domesticated dog poop.

12/1/21 7:24am

I peed on a kid’s gym clothes in his locker.

cheezedawg

11/30/21 4:02pm

While he watched after he bullied someone? Then Alpha. Behind his back? Big Beta

Big Daddy D

11/30/21 5:16pm

Shoot. Good point. As I recall (this was 7th grade I think) a group of us was in the locker room talking about how much

cheezedawg

11/30/21 5:25pm

Saw some dude speeding to get ahead of a line of traffic. When he did, he hit

PrimeQuantumDeek

11/30/21 11:05pm

I'll let your mom and your wife answer that.

Jeffacka

12/1/21 7:52am

RE: I'll let your mom and your wife answer that.

12/1/21 7:56am

They both said to thank you for cleaning the pools. But please leave your shirt on next time.

Cru Jones

12/1/21 10:01am

Bought a Buick and I was only 39 years old at the time

Zak

12/1/21 8:15am

Slowed down on my bike in an Ironman because

niqmadu

12/1/21 9:18am

Joined a pickup soccer game in Paris with primarily African immigrants and

12/1/21 9:28am

Arm wrestled a macho guy on my mission.

Veracruz

12/1/21 10:18am

I went out running with a girl I really liked. A bunch of guys

curls

12/1/21 9:16pm

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