Jerry flips his girlfriend’s toothbrush into the toilet and then doesn’t have a chance to tell her then won’t touch her after she uses it, she puts something of his in the toilet and he throws away everything in his house until she tells him it was the toilet brush. Jerry gets heckled by this woman and then goes down to her office to heckle her while she’s working.

George does the opposite. George has his desk modified so he can sleep in his office. George flies to Toledo to zing a guy. George sleeps with the cleaning lady on the desk in his office then when getting fired he asks “was that wrong?” Kills his fiancé by buying cheap envelopes. George saves the dead whale.

Kramer smoke cigars till his face looks like a catcher’s mitt, OR hits golf balls into the sea OR saves his blood in the freezer and gives some to Jerry after a car wreck OR tells Jerry he can get a refund on his stereo but then breaks it and ships it with insurance. Kramer drives the bus to rescue a pinky toe.

Elaine tells George she’s super smart and promptly bombs the IQ test she’s supposed to take for him to impress his girlfriend, makes fun of a coworker for not moving her arms when she walks and then gets bullied/stalked by that coworker but no one will do anything to help, they just yell “cat fight”, decides no likes the bottom of muffins so starts a store to sell just the tops, gets in trouble for donating the “stumps” to charity.