RE: I say this with a strict record of staunch heterosexuality:

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Jan 13, 2022
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SausageKing All-American

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SausageKing

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I say this with a strict record of staunch heterosexuality:

Bill Moore Esq

Jan 13, 6:29pm

Let’s just say you spend your down time thinking about different things than me.

BoiseBlueCoug

Jan 13, 6:31pm

Who said he was down

LaVellIfIKnow

Jan 13, 6:35pm

Oh My Goodness. Your mother would be ashamed...

CT98

Jan 13, 7:17pm

RE: Who said he was down

chazen

Jan 13, 7:34pm

You have a type.

Blueto

Jan 13, 6:31pm

No need for disclaimers. You think they’re handsome. You can own it.

BlooCoog

Jan 13, 6:36pm

Yes…men

chazen

Jan 13, 7:35pm

Lol I was going to say this.

BYUAnime

Jan 13, 10:57pm

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Samsonite

Jan 13, 6:31pm

RE: I say this with a strict record of staunch heterosexuality:

LyleLanley

Jan 13, 6:32pm

And it's the posters who make a few innocuous comments about ZW's ex's cans

Non-mo Coug

Jan 13, 6:33pm

RE: And it's the posters who make a few innocuous comments about ZW's ex's cans

Salami Karate

Jan 13, 6:34pm

Wait. Did Zach break up with his GF?

ugo1st

Jan 13, 7:40pm

Allegedly. Yes.

ugo1st

Jan 13, 8:52pm

Sorry but I have to go Jimmy G as #2. I could see Wilson as 3 though.

RdF3

Jan 13, 6:35pm

Russel Wilson is better looking than both of them.

lilpenny

Jan 13, 6:36pm

There's a lot to like in Russ, but i have him at 5.

Bill Moore Esq

Jan 13, 6:40pm

Jimmy G. Ever seen that dude? If he came onto me I’d resist at first but

ballen

Jan 13, 6:39pm

You and RDF3 have a point.

Bill Moore Esq

Jan 13, 6:40pm

You'd change your mind the next day

lazycoug

Jan 14, 11:07am

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HiLife

Jan 13, 6:40pm

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Superman21

Jan 13, 11:44pm

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BLT-Coug

Jan 13, 6:45pm

I miss Scrubs. Absolute genius

HoustonCougar

Jan 13, 8:17pm

It was pretty funny. That was probably the best episode IMO

Blue Cougar

Jan 14, 12:22am

I didn’t know you were part of the heterosexual community

D.T. Survivor

Jan 13, 6:47pm

I've got Big Ben at #2 followed by Andy Dalton.

Thrill

Jan 13, 6:53pm

Where would you rank Andrew Luck?

Conan

Jan 13, 6:53pm

Wow, he's changed a lot since playing. I didn't think that was him at first.

Cougar8Duck

Jan 13, 9:04pm

I can proudly say it's never crossed my mind to think about who was hottest or

Incentivize

Jan 13, 7:00pm

Is that really a point of pride for you?

scootsy

Jan 13, 7:02pm

It is now--hadn't thought about it till just now : )

Incentivize

Jan 13, 7:12pm

RE: I can proudly say it's never crossed my mind to think about who was hottest

tcherrin

Jan 13, 8:51pm

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Gunga Galunga

Jan 13, 7:02pm

Record no longer so staunch. ;(

juantoad

Jan 13, 7:07pm

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BYUHawk

Jan 13, 7:09pm

Actual LOL

HoustonCougar

Jan 13, 8:18pm

Hawk knows my subject like is a Seinfeld reference!

Bill Moore Esq

Jan 13, 8:54pm

Which cougar board am I on again?

Pepe

Jan 13, 7:14pm

What is happening to this board?

RickyBaker...AahAah

Jan 13, 7:19pm

Just wait for Zach to hit puberty.

Tesla Coug

Jan 13, 7:22pm

Feels like a good time to post this Twitter thread:

Kavorka

Jan 13, 7:41pm

Okay, after seeing those, it’s clear that Tom Brady isn’t even close to #1.

CougarScrub

Jan 13, 8:28pm

That's not Taysom, it's Drew.

Courtimedes

Jan 14, 7:27am

Taysom’s down on the very bottom one.

CougarScrub

Jan 14, 9:32am

I stand corrected!

Courtimedes

Jan 14, 4:12pm

No NO NO. Can't unsee that.

Socrates Johnson

Jan 14, 11:03am

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SausageKing

Jan 13, 7:42pm

And Taysom got his shot because a Saints special teams coach saw him naked

rivercitycoug

Jan 13, 7:59pm

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Mountain Rat

Jan 13, 8:03pm

Well they say records are made to be broken… 😉

Big12Yfan

Jan 13, 8:18pm

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HoustonCougar

Jan 13, 8:19pm

Too bad Cam Rising isn't an NFL quarterback...

DoneDirtCheap

Jan 13, 8:21pm

Sooooo... you thought about this long enough to formulate and author this post..

IceBlue

Jan 13, 8:21pm

This thread is one for the books.

BlueTroop

Jan 13, 8:58pm

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Rat

Jan 13, 9:03pm

LOL!!! It's gonna be a long and entertaining off season.

Les IsMore

Jan 13, 9:07pm

Hmm

eysikal

Jan 13, 9:56pm

They finna drag u

GeraldGarner

Jan 13, 10:46pm

Did Tom also give you a little kiss to make you say that??

Sircumference

Jan 13, 10:47pm

TEs hotter than QBs, just sayin'

Burton162

Jan 14, 1:22am

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CougarTailDevourer

Jan 14, 10:01am

maybe caucasian QBs? He definitely has a type.

DCCougFan

Jan 14, 10:07am

Hey now, Russ is in my Top 5.

Bill Moore Esq

Jan 14, 11:07am

"me thinks he doth protest too much . . ."

85fan

Jan 14, 11:31am

What's your definition of "staunch"? Sounds different than mine.

CharlottesvilleCoug

Jan 14, 12:10pm

Gay-est. Post. Ever.

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