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The last pick in the 1st round of the NBA draft this year will make

RenoCoug

1:38pm

POLL: Odds of getting another announcement tonight

1:36pm

When making a peanut butter sandwich - if you have extra peanut butter on your knife - just wipe it clean on the other

Pollster QB2

1:35pm

Just lick the knife man

CBaass

1:38pm

That works.

Pollster

1:39pm

Board name does not check out

Jimo Dashen

1:38pm

This is rather niche, but has anyone ever used a Quilter SuperBlock 25 amp?

TheWanderer

1:24pm

English translation, anyone?

Les IsMore

1:26pm

Simply put, the Flux Capacitor he has needs 1.21 gigawatts to work and he’s

Alan Schaefer

1:29pm

POLL: I’m sitting here eating out of a tub of Red Vines. You all know those ones I’m talking about. Could any of you eat a whole tub at one sitting?

Alan Schaefer

1:23pm

Red Vines are so icky IMO. Please respect my decision.

TheWanderer

1:25pm

Bite the ends off and use it as a straw for strawberry Quik for the 1-2 diabetes

Skeptical Optimist

1:27pm

Dr Pepper

LeonMarek

1:28pm

It'd probably be a 2 or 3 day thing for me. I once ate a whole bag in 9th grade on the way to Lagoon w/ class. I very

BlooGeek

1:27pm

Don’t be too concerned when things come out bright blood red tomorrow morning.

stenso

1:31pm

Are they the king of that evil red dye that’s supposed to be hurting our

Alan Schaefer

1:35pm

No, but I could put a big dent in it. I love Red Vines.

Lifi

1:36pm

BYU Reminiscing and Aly Khalifa

greyt9

1:22pm

<< Deleted >>

provoprodigy

1:29pm

congrats on finishing!

icecougar

1:35pm

Desperately need a link to the post about the guy’s real estate agent wife who

DKN

1:08pm

Better yet, just need all the links to posts where people sought positive

DKN

1:11pm

Does anybody want to take PTO and drive my car across the country?

Carnac

1:16pm

Why can’t I pay my babysitter in doughnut holes?

TADOW

1:21pm

Like the guy offering someone to drive his crap car to Virginia with no financial compensation? lol

mulletino

1:25pm

Haha both already mentioned above. Classics. Who has links?

mulletino

1:26pm

England review

Archaea

1:06pm

RE: England review

RH84025

1:08pm

dental care is free, in fact even as American I got a free root canal while I was doing an internship there one summer

byujag

1:09pm

RE: dental care is free, in fact even as American I got a free root canal while

JDC

1:29pm

RE: England review

Ted Lasso

1:09pm

RE: England review

Indy Coug

1:12pm

Manchester v. Liverpool....which city did you like better?

mokelembembe

1:31pm

Blog: Peyton Manning Reached Out To Zach Wilson, Welcomed Him To Denver View

[KSL Sports]

1:05pm

Interesting, Peyton wasn’t a fan of him during MNF broadcasts

1:07pm

I'm going to say this again about Zach:

BlueKarma

1:09pm

That, yes. And the coaching merry-go-round. Jets were awful for Zach.

DawgHaus

1:11pm

That is big of Peyton. Very decent.

DawgHaus

1:09pm

LOL...Zach after 2 weeks in Denver

Fdnman

1:04pm

When in Rome

Joe Banks

1:16pm

Spent a weekend in Denver a couple of months ago and you pretty much nailed it.

cosmohio

1:18pm

To expect college basketball players to not care about the money is ridiculous

kosmokramer

12:56pm

Many of us put money pretty low on the priority list. But not hard to

JAGA97

1:01pm

We do?? 😂

pink22

1:21pm

Not when it comes to good opportunities, we don’t. We can all pretend that money is far down the list but it helps

mulletino

1:21pm

If it were my top priority....I'd have a job.

Plato

1:25pm

So you’re just unemployed and posting on CB because the money was too icky?

mulletino

1:27pm

Only people who can say that with a straight face HAVE money.

Alan Schaefer

1:26pm

i can't imagine having a big 6 figure offer on the table as an 18 year old. When the difference is hundreds of Ks? $$$

dryflyelk

1:02pm

Of course they are. Family posters who are trying to push the altruism of

kotacoug

1:27pm

It’s insane and embarassing.

Alan Schaefer

1:36pm

Is there anything smaller than a mini-skidstear to get into tight spots?

Longseason

12:48pm

yes

dryflyelk

12:52pm

You said mini skid steer but I'm thinking you meant an actual skid steer. Here is an actual mini which you might want.

12:53pm

They get even smaller than that. The Toro Dingo is a walk behind and can be

Corn Pop

1:00pm

What is the width of the entry to the space? Home Depot has mini-excavators that are as narrow as 36" I think...

Tokolosh

1:00pm

POLL: Have you ever had a hole in one?

Archaea

12:46pm

Scratch golfer, played my whole life. I play probably 100 rounds a year or more.

pink22

12:48pm

I have heard of geezers getting that lucky bounce on a short par three.

Archaea

12:50pm

Where do you typically play?

RdF3

12:54pm

All over St George and around Utah and a few trips a year somewhere else.

pink22

1:22pm

RE: POLL: Have you ever had a hole in one?

bubbastats

12:52pm

I eagled a 4 par from about 150 yards out once. It's my mental hole in one.

TheSpiker

12:53pm

Saw someone yesterday hit two shots from a Par 3 tee box

spidercoug

12:53pm

Nope but I have a picture of my closest time, ~1 foot from the hole

BYUFootballisBack

12:56pm

Holed out from ~115 yds for a birdie 2 different times though

BYUFootballisBack

1:02pm

No but I got my 2nd eagle on a driveable par 4 from 260 out yesterday. Made a 6' putt.

12:58pm

River Oaks?

Ojiisan

1:30pm

Wilderness Club. Other Eagle on a par 4 was Buffalo Hills. 2 other eagles on par 5s.

1:34pm

1. Salt Lake Country Club during a business tourney. Hole #6. Elevated green so didn't see it drop.

Pollster

12:58pm

No, but once in putt putt I had 6 in 18 holes. Way better.

Joe Banks

1:00pm

I needed a ball to roll another 1/4th roll and it would’ve dropped…still mad to this day.

COUGZ

1:05pm

Came within a foot...and then missed the putt 😕

Fdnman

1:07pm

Mine was at the old Timpanogas course right about where Sam’s Club is now. Snuck on when at BYU. Not sure if it counts.

1:11pm

1 from 187, 3 hole outs for eagles on par 4’s

JOPE

1:12pm

My only hole out was 95 yards, birdie on a duffed tee shot, par 3

cougaman

1:16pm

My father in law had 7, mostly at Gladston.

BYUCPA

1:15pm

Yes I had one on vacation at Park City about 10 years ago. The ball went

kimdaddy35

1:27pm

I made an albatross. Holed out from something like 135 after a wind-aided bomb.

Tominator

1:29pm

Only on the mini-golf course

SWKTNative

1:38pm

Article: What Atiki Ally Atiki said about his time at BYU View

[Deseret News]

12:45pm

I wish him well, class act

pegushin

12:48pm

The most revealing part of this article is that we played Ohio State on 1/26/24.

gangbusters

12:56pm

His fiancee is a student at the Yew, so I wonder if he's going to stay local.

cosmohio

1:20pm

I thought this paragraph was interesting/telling:

BYUJoJo

1:36pm

This just reminds me of other situations I hate. When people talk badly about

LeonMarek

12:45pm

True. True. I just shrug my shoulders and say nothing.

DawgHaus

12:49pm

You are a really good poster. Everyone loves your posts.

AZPTCOUG

12:58pm

The new rules also include refunds for lost baggage. Which I agree with but then

Longseason

12:43pm

Anybody on here going to the NHL in Utah Party today?

Fightgar

12:41pm

I’m going. I park over by Maverik NE of the stadium.

HingleMcCringleberry

12:44pm

Article: How big of concern is Collin Chandler flip to Kentucky? View

[Deseret News]

12:38pm

I've heard that CC is possibly a 1-and-done guy? If that's true

AF_Puma

12:49pm

Very unlikely, but who knows. Fam claims he grew a few more inches. I

Plato

1:06pm

I would be shocked if he is

Coug

1:13pm

I would to have loved to see him play at the Marriott Center, but oh well

jvr7

12:58pm

Good call, I hope he is 1 and done and Kentucky is bad. Then, NBA all-star

Plato

1:07pm

I was more disappointed at his leaving than Pope leaving. I was really looking

Parker Schnabel

1:10pm

I hadn't thought about that, but yes, I was more disappointed in him leaving

AF_Puma

1:17pm

I agree, Puma.

BYUJoJo

1:38pm

Meh. I say unto him. I never knew thee.

IceBlue

1:16pm

Jay Drew and Dick Harmon breaking it down

kimdaddy35

1:33pm

Kyle Collinsworth. Does he have any interest in coaching? Great personality and

BR7238

12:28pm

But please don’t have him teach shot mechanics

Archaea

12:30pm

Or sunscreen

Ted Lasso

1:03pm

He might be fine as long as he doesn’t give out back injuries

puntersarepeople

1:31pm

he has started his own basketball club, defensive love, so it seems like yes. As

cwilke1

12:30pm

RE: Kyle Collinsworth. Does he have any interest in coaching? Great personality

Indy Coug

12:31pm

He also doesn’t believe in sunscreen

arizonacougarfan

12:33pm

He has some quirks . . . Don’t we all

LakeshowCougs

12:37pm

RE: He also doesn’t believe in sunscreen

Dryfire

12:59pm

He’s been on some hs staffs the last 2 years but doesn’t seem like he wants to

palangi

12:35pm

he probably earned enough in his small pro career that he is not desperate

cwilke1

12:50pm

I could see KC doing something more like private coaching.

TheWanderer

12:38pm

Guys. We are in the Big 12 now. We can expand our circle

cougfan03

12:49pm

I thought he said he's a life coach, so yes, he does have interest

RenoCoug

1:03pm

Yes, let's go the same route as KS did. That worked out well.

coolblue

1:25pm

The Suns in the playoffs.

12:20pm

Suns 0-2. They lost every Qtr last night vs Timberwolves.

DawgHaus

12:28pm

Well they did win the 2nd Q…had the lead at halftime

PHXSUNS31

12:31pm

That would be sad to be on TV and then do that and feel dumb for the rest of

ballen

12:44pm

The day of this poll I offered my 10yo $100 for his first HR. Drilled one to RF

jvquarterback

12:16pm

RE: The day of this poll I offered my 10yo $100 for his first HR. Drilled one to

COUGND

12:17pm

RE: The day of this poll I offered my 10yo $100 for his first HR. Drilled one to

12:24pm

I've offered my kids about $300 to memorize Dec. Of Independence. No takers yet.

gangbusters

12:36pm

Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk Cousins' wife. My wife turns to me and says...

Brisket Contributor

12:11pm

RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk

garyfan

12:14pm

Tell her no but you’d kill to be married to Pat Mahomes’ wife

boorad

12:14pm

This is almost as bad as her dreaming that you cheated and demanding answers

vagabonder

12:15pm

I suggest that you go with...

Eddie

12:15pm

Telling her this guarantees there are no more posterity.

WVU_Prof

1:08pm

She was the worst part of the show. I never got to Episode 2 because of her.

TCuz

12:17pm

*Patrick Mahomes' wife

JuicyJam

1:28pm

"Well, I haven't seen Kirk's wife try to trap him with mind games... so..."

ryebrye

12:18pm

TNT would be doomed here. He can't think four moves ahead

TNT

12:18pm

"You're just as pretty as [her]. You just need a nose job." - Cosmo

2ndTrombone

12:20pm

Speaking of

TNT

12:22pm

RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk

whoneedscorners?

12:21pm

This is what you say

cougarblue

12:22pm

Woah. Heavy

TNT

12:29pm

Shots fired at cb’s wife’s weight!!!!

mulletino

1:10pm

Why would you lie?

Baron

12:38pm

Great idea! Make her feel like her feel like she's totally justified in having

Vincent's Picks

1:18pm

RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk

dut99002

12:22pm

Sound like you’ve been married about 2 years max

12:23pm

Women: “Would you love me if I was a worm?”

Ron Mexico

12:25pm

Are you saying you actually AREN'T a worm?

Eddie

12:37pm

Well, at least then you’d go with me fishing!

Cougarclaw

12:59pm

She’s going to ask to swing

12:32pm

With the Cousins?

2ndTrombone

12:36pm

No, the neighbor Stan

12:38pm

Probably Stan's wife.

Malathion

12:47pm

with somebody's cousins ... hopefully not hers?

Digital Gangsta

1:25pm

Bwhahahahah! If they live in SS or EM it could be a legitimate concern.

Alan Schaefer

1:19pm

"I'm sorry ... did you say something?" while staring directly at the tv.

TheSpiker

12:34pm

*Wife leaves Church* “Yeah, now I’d definitely prefer Mrs Cousins”

Odysseus

12:37pm

I would say of course. I DMed her last week but nothing. Any luck with Ryan Reynolds? If not I guess we are stuck

Baron

12:38pm

I’ve been trying to think of something less romantic than saying, “I love you

garyfan

12:39pm

whenever I get these stupid nonsensical hypothetical wife questions, i always answer

dryflyelk

12:43pm

RE: Watching the Netflix show Quarterback with my wife when it shows Kirk

Blue Panda

12:47pm

Normally my wife wouldn't watch sports documentaries with me but she liked Quarterback too, mainly because of the wives

SaturdaySpecialDay

12:49pm

Your wife probably needs glasses.

Malathion

12:51pm

yes dear, she is prettier than you but you're my one and only.

qwerew

12:53pm

Possible response: “Is she objectively pretty? Yes. Am I attracted to her? No…

Traveshamockery

1:02pm

Look around with shifty eyes and ask,”Is this a trap”?

Cobra Venom

1:04pm

Just sing her this song

BYULAWGUY

1:05pm

Dang it!

Alan Schaefer

1:20pm

It is still a great song, and you will get more clicks

BYULAWGUY

1:25pm

I am so glad someone else knows that song.

BYULAWGUY

1:30pm

Tell her, "I think I know what you're getting at"

Dryfire

1:06pm

Here's your solution.

WVU_Prof

1:07pm

BEST ADVICE I ever received in my life was from my SP prior to getting married

Alan Schaefer

1:09pm

See my above post

BYULAWGUY

1:17pm

I always respond “I don’t know how you want me to respond to this.”

TexanY

1:15pm

“I don’t know, does she ask baited questions that are impossible to answer

cougaman

1:29pm

Does this dress make me look fat?

cougarchill

1:29pm

If the bomb is going to go off either way, just respond with “of course! I bet I could convert her too!”

KingDave

1:30pm

POLL: Taken from Twitter: Who says no, Brooklyn or Utah?

BGRTHNUMEGO

12:10pm

Why would the Jazz want Ben? Just to dump two other contracts?

Ycrazy

12:14pm

2024-25 ROTY would be in the bag!

Ted Lasso

12:14pm

Honestly I would do that if I was the jazz just to get that salary off the books

Hypnotoad

12:14pm

Do they need that though? Are there FA that they will need the cap space for, or

cougaman

12:16pm

Brooklyn is in a weird spot. Doesn't do them any good to tank, but avenues

BGRTHNUMEGO

12:25pm

Jazz waive Simmons in that unlikely scenario

arizonacougarfan

12:14pm

Jazz would do that and then buy him out if they wanted the cap space and

cougaman

12:15pm

Actually, from a tanking standpoint this makes a ton of sense.

RdF3

12:19pm

Only if Brooklyn sent a FRP or two as well

Cougz19

12:24pm

I don't think Collins nor Clarkson have positive trade value. If they did

Hypnotoad

12:28pm

Ben Simmons def doesnt have a positive trade value. Worse than Clarkson for sure

Cougz19

1:09pm

He’s an expiring contract at this point though. Utah only does it to shed salary

PHXSUNS31

1:19pm

That’s an awful trade for utah

12:31pm

Hmm, I think both probably aren’t interested but it I can see the appeal to it

PHXSUNS31

12:33pm

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