If someone:
1. Emails me before 9:30 a.m.,
2. Emails me after 4:30 p.m.,
3. Emails me after 12:00 on a Friday,
4. Emails me any time during the weekend, ESPECIALLY on Sunday evening, or
5. Emails me for a status update prior to when I am supposed to deliver your work product,
then I hate that person. I pretty much hate everyone.