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Jan 21, 2022
11:34
:27
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Socrates Johnson
Intervention Needed
Dad joke time
Me: I'm soooooo hungry!
My horse: [nervously] . . . how hungry?
Drop your best Dad jokes below.
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Dad joke time
Socrates Johnson
1/21/22 11:34am
RE: Dad joke time
Marc Spector
1/21/22 11:35am
RE: Dad joke time
Niiineteeen84
1/21/22 11:41am
I used to date a cross-eyed girl once but we broke up
HRCougar
1/21/22 11:42am
RE: I used to date a cross-eyed girl once but we broke up
Ted Lasso
1/21/22 11:44am
I was engaged to a girl with a wooden leg.
Hobo
1/21/22 2:18pm
How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?
goodcleanfun
1/21/22 11:44am
Someone stole all the wheels off a police car in my town.
CouchPotato
1/21/22 11:51am
My 4 year old has been learning Spanish for a year but can't even say please
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1/21/22 12:02pm
So I just found out that I am colorblind.
Kylester
1/21/22 12:08pm
How did the Hamburger introduce his girlfriend to his parents?
celtic_ranger_dad
1/21/22 1:20pm
Just watched a documentary on beavers
OldFogey
1/21/22 1:41pm
Did you hear about the chameleon that couldn't change colors
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1/21/22 4:56pm
Hi "Soooooo Hungry".
TailgateU
1/22/22 12:54am
My dad has a DeLorean
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1/22/22 1:24am
What’s the difference between a toilet and my office chair?
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