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May 16, 2022
8:37
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O Gaucho
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Why don’t you take a Pokémon in the bathroom?
Because it might pikachu!
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What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Ragnar Danneskjold
$4,000,000 never forget
5/16/22 8:14pm
What do you call a cow with two legs?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:15pm
What do you call a cow with no legs?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:16pm
Doh!
Magathis
5/16/22 8:16pm
RE: Doh!
sethj250
5/16/22 8:18pm
What do you call a dog with no legs?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:17pm
RE: What do you call a dog with no legs?
1984coug
5/16/22 9:47pm
What do you call a cow stuck on a barbed wire fence?
stoils
5/16/22 9:29pm
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Magathis
5/16/22 8:16pm
What do you call a cow with three legs?
Jelly Man
5/16/22 8:35pm
What do you call a cow with one leg?
Jelly Man
5/16/22 8:35pm
What happens when you make fun of Aggie fans
cougaman
5/16/22 8:47pm
Depends. If it’s the two legs in the same side you’re right. If it’s the two
blueaussie
5/16/22 8:50pm
Your mom
AZPTCOUG
5/16/22 8:54pm
Dad? Is that you?
sethj250
5/16/22 9:11pm
Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
Sparkling Delirium
5/16/22 8:15pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs by the front door?
BYUFootballisBack
5/16/22 8:19pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
BYUFootballisBack
5/16/22 8:19pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?
BYUFootballisBack
5/16/22 8:19pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:19pm
D'oh!
sethj250
5/16/22 8:20pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs on the wall?
BYUFootballisBack
5/16/22 8:20pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who likes to water ski?
RC-1138
5/16/22 8:36pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a hole?
Courtimedes
5/16/22 8:49pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting in a smaller hole?
Courtimedes
5/16/22 8:50pm
What do you call him if he rolls in to the hole?
DiamondMo
5/16/22 8:50pm
I think that one's Phil
BYUFootballisBack
5/16/22 9:39pm
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs who gets thrown over a wall?
Beggar
5/16/22 9:30pm
What do you call his arms and legs?
TJ06
5/16/22 9:36pm
Man with no arms and no legs on the grill?
PCCoug
5/16/22 10:04pm
What do you call a man no arms and no legs flying over a wall
Marc Spector
5/17/22 4:41am
What do you call a man no arms and no legs sitting in a mailbox
Marc Spector
5/17/22 4:42am
What do you call a man no arms and no legs on the ground under a drunk guy
Marc Spector
5/17/22 4:42am
What do you call a man no arms and no legs sitting on a barber's floor
Marc Spector
5/17/22 4:52am
Unlike most dad jokes, these are actually hilarious
ByuImaginesDragons
5/17/22 8:22pm
When does a joke become a dad joke?
IGotGoodGifs
5/16/22 8:20pm
Why can’t anyone but dads tell dad jokes?
stoils
5/16/22 9:31pm
What is the difference between a duck?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:21pm
One leg is both the same
Magathis
5/16/22 8:22pm
Ha! First person I've ever seen tell that joke who isn't me. Well done.
NewYorkCougar
5/16/22 10:05pm
That’s my wife’s family’s answer. My dad holds up 2 fingers fairly lose together
NYC and Japan
5/16/22 11:08pm
What do you call Black, White and Red all over?
JohnnyC
5/16/22 8:26pm
A penguin in a blender
Magathis
5/16/22 8:27pm
A Sunburned Zebra
cougarfanatic
5/16/22 8:39pm
Why did Han Solo not like his steak?
CouchPotato
5/16/22 8:26pm
RE: Why did Han Solo not like his steak?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:28pm
Can't top that, but here goes. What do a bicycle and a duck have in common?
LifeLongLakerFan
5/16/22 8:31pm
What's brown and sounds like a bell?
jdub
5/16/22 8:34pm
What did master yoda say when he saw himself on a 4k tv?
buckeyecougarguy
5/16/22 8:36pm
Why don’t you take a Pokémon in the bathroom?
O Gaucho
5/16/22 8:37pm
What's brown and sticky?
sethj250
5/16/22 8:39pm
What’s blue and sticky?
Magathis
5/16/22 8:43pm
what's brown and sits on a piano bench?
cougarim
5/17/22 12:41am
Why can’t a nose be 12 inches long?
A Drew Aitch
5/16/22 8:42pm
What's the internal temperature of a Tauntaun?
FabLabCougar
5/16/22 8:42pm
What is a pirate’s favorite letter?
cougfanblue
5/16/22 8:44pm
R
sethj250
5/16/22 8:52pm
ARRRR
cougaman
5/16/22 8:53pm
In pirate’s voice: “You’d think it be arrrrr, but he really loves the sea.”
cougfanblue
5/16/22 9:04pm
One of my favs right there. “No! It be the sea!”
Lalau
5/16/22 9:22pm
How much did the pirate charge for corn?
sethj250
5/16/22 9:12pm
I asked an elderly pirate, "are you old?" And he said,
Courtimedes
5/16/22 8:55pm
Where did the pirate captain say his buccaneers were?
DiamondMo
5/16/22 9:01pm
What did the pirate cptn say when asked why his belt buckle looked like a wheel?
DiamondMo
5/16/22 9:42pm
Why did the Monkey Fall out of the Tree?
curls
5/16/22 8:56pm
Why did the girl fall out of the tree?
NewYorkCougar
5/16/22 10:22pm
I once had a dream I was in an ocean of orange soda.
Courtimedes
5/16/22 9:00pm
It's really in bad taste to make a dad joke if you aren't a Dad.
Courtimedes
5/16/22 9:01pm
Why was six afraid of seven?
JohnnyComeLately
5/16/22 9:06pm
I hate elevator jokes
Negative Equity
5/16/22 9:06pm
I used to hate elevator jokes
Negative Equity
5/16/22 9:08pm
Some elevator jokes make me angry
Negative Equity
5/16/22 9:10pm
The waitress told me..sorry for your wait..I said..how rude, you calling me fat?
Squirt
5/16/22 9:14pm
What do the movies Titanic and The Sixth Sense have in common?
Beest
5/16/22 9:15pm
How do you convert a Satanist?
Holy Driver
5/16/22 9:17pm
What's brown and rhymes with snoop?
IAmSpartyCoug
5/16/22 9:25pm
Why did they ban round hay bales in Montana?
niqmadu
5/16/22 9:35pm
Milk shake
Lamby3804
5/16/22 9:37pm
Why can’t dinosaurs clap?
LaVellIfIKnow
5/16/22 9:39pm
Ask me if I'm a truck.
NewYorkCougar
5/16/22 10:24pm
What did the clock do when it was hungry?
mcnasty
5/16/22 10:30pm
Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?
mcnasty
5/16/22 10:32pm
I told my mother in law she drew her eyebrows on too high
mcnasty
5/16/22 10:33pm
Why did the blind lady fall into the well?
Cougs4Lfe
5/16/22 11:45pm
So what if I can't spell Armageddon...
cougarim
5/17/22 12:44am
There was a big moron and a little moron hanging on a fence, but the big one fell off. Why didn't the little one
Marc Spector
5/17/22 4:48am
What did the momma tomato say to the baby tomato when it fell behind?
Marc Spector
5/17/22 4:50am
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