on my razor that was in that same pocket. I’m got in and sat down, but my finger was bleeding pretty bad and I didn’t have anything for it. The only thing I could think of to keep blood from getting everywhere was to suck on my finger. I figured I would wait until boarding settled down and then ask a flight attendant for a napkin or something.

This was a southwest flight, and I had a window seat near the front- pretty desirable row for southwest. But people took one look at me sitting there sucking on my finger and wanted nothing to do with me so they passed on by.

Finally an older lady took a chance and sat next to the weirdo sucking on his finger, and shortly after that she realized what was going on and gave me a bandaid that she had in her bag.