Today when I got off work I prepared several little signs that said things like

“Arrogant Traitors” and “Pompous Liars”

with the Y logo at the bottom. Then I set off on a bird electric scooter to deliver them.

As soon as I crossed onto their campus my bird scooter immediately stopped, And I discovered they have blocked out the entire campus for those scooters, and they won’t drive on it. I was going to have to finish my mission on foot.

But seriously, I really am across the street from Notre Dame, and I did try to take a scooter tour of their awesome campus tonight, but my scooter did shut down right as I entered it. Then there was literally a tornado warning here and mother nature wrecked some serious havoc on Notre Dame for me.

I think they got what they deserved.