Roger and Elaine?

Jun 23, 2022
8:29:40am

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Roger and Elaine?

The Story of Roger and Elaine

The Story of Roger and Elaine by Dave Barry Let’s say a guy named Roger is attracted to a woman named Elaine. He asks her out to a movie; ...

https://amydeardon.blogspot.com/2011/01/story-of-roger-and-elaine.html

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Life is so hard when you're a teenager.....

Penske Material

6/22/22 1:09pm

He has his priorities straight

FieroCoug

6/22/22 1:11pm

Sounds like he responded with all the delicacy and tact the situation required.

LeftOfNormal

6/22/22 1:11pm

I don't know if this actually happened, but its fantastic

Tricky

6/22/22 1:12pm

HCBW just text it over to me. She asked me to talk with him re crazy/intense

Penske Material

6/22/22 1:14pm

Show him the hot/crazy matrix

Northwest Cougar

6/22/22 1:18pm

Isn't that sexist in 2022?

TNT

6/22/22 1:18pm

Oh, it was sexist when it was made. It just happens to be accurate, irrespective

LeftOfNormal

6/22/22 1:21pm

TNT cannot in good conscience agree with that

TNT

6/22/22 1:25pm

Eyes on the prize. One of many things I respect the heck out of you for.

LeftOfNormal

6/22/22 1:29pm

I applaud your use of the suffix -hood as in “modhood”. Collin’s Dictionary accepts your made-up word. If you were a

Crowgar

6/23/22 2:20pm

Holy crap. That was one sentence?

TNT

6/22/22 1:14pm

RE: Life is so hard when you're a teenager.....

Mostlyaccurate

6/22/22 1:15pm

RE: Life is so hard when you're a teenager.....

OPINIONS

6/22/22 1:16pm

Using punctuation is hard, period.

Tricky

6/22/22 1:16pm

Is this your son?

fredetteaboutit13

6/22/22 1:18pm

RE: Life is so hard when you're a teenager.....

BIG XII Coug

6/22/22 1:18pm

RE: Life is so hard when you're a teenager.....

christiansenmb

6/22/22 1:19pm

Wait until he really dumps her...that text will be fun

Don_Juan_El_Guapo

6/22/22 1:20pm

TNT is guessing all caps

TNT

6/22/22 1:30pm

Several years ago this red faced angry 40 YO dude shows up in my front yard and

Big Daddy D

6/22/22 1:24pm

I hope that wasn’t the beginning and end of that conversation with your son. I

ChiCityCoug

6/22/22 1:31pm

What the crap......

TNT

6/22/22 1:35pm

Of course. That wasn’t the end. Nor was it the beginning. Parents of teens need

Big Daddy D

6/22/22 2:16pm

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Cabadapeste

6/22/22 1:36pm

How did the dad react?

vegasnative

6/22/22 3:30pm

Is that a cut and paste from the text or just a summary?

Niiineteeen84

6/22/22 1:32pm

Cut and paste, exactly how she sent it. No way I was typing out all that crap.

Penske Material

6/22/22 1:39pm

Sometimes you're just supposed to listen.

Grit for Brains

6/22/22 1:35pm

find a woman who loves you that much.

Avery

6/22/22 1:36pm

It'll last until the dishes get dirty.

hitechcpa

6/23/22 5:05pm

This is funny and sad at the same time.

Cougar TD

6/22/22 1:45pm

Wow, the dynamic of that exchange is almost like they’re married.

stenso

6/22/22 1:53pm

If I knew my parents were reading my texts I'd be pretty succinct too

COUGND

6/22/22 2:24pm

Sounds like the talk worked. good job

Mocoug27

6/22/22 2:47pm

This reminds me of Dave Barry's, "The Difference Between Men and Women"

CopperLix

6/22/22 2:49pm

Roger and Elaine?

RobAdams

6/23/22 8:29am

Yes, great story.

CopperLix

6/23/22 9:10am

13 years old??? Just wait until she’s 17.

mobomanjoe

6/22/22 3:24pm

Literal LOL 😂

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