I finally decided I’d give my feet a nice little go over with a pumice stone because she hated the sight of them all calloused up. She’s mentioned this multiple times, and our marriage hasn’t been great so I figured I’d try and do anything to save it.

Well I wanted to surprise her, but she’s working on a project on our back deck, going in between there and the rest of the house. The only place I could go was the front yard. I knew it would look a little odd, but figured that my marriage was worth it.

while I was working on it, my neighbor across the street wouldn’t stop looking at me. It was super weird. I think he might have a foot fetish or something? But, alas, I pressed forward, just now with my creepy neighbor watching. My wife had better be thankful for my baby bottom smooth feet after this…