Satan’s team gets into the Pac12 for virtually nothing, referees flip the outcome of certain rivalry games, Taysom repeatedly gets injured, Nick Howell inexplicably takes over the defense.

It was the logical conclusion.

Then something happened. UT and OU bolt for the SEC. BIG12 needs new members and adds BYU (possibly because no Pac12 schools were interested in moving). Shortly thereafter, USC and UCLA bolt for the BIG10, leaving an otherwise united Pac12 to get picked apart. Can you imagine what might have happened if the BIG10 had acted before the SEC? Would the BIG12 had picked up 2 or 3 or 4 PAC12 teams and then called it good?

He cares, guys.