I have known big guys and strong guys in my life. Some have a little flab, others have skinny legs. This guy was just absolutely a piece of granite from head to toe. His earlobes popped veins when he turned his head. He had no neck. It was truly amazing to see no body fat, but rock-solid packs of muscle everywhere. There is a clear difference between someone who lifts and someone who trains. Mike Tyson was this way and much bigger fighters knew he would kill them.

He always seemed to me like he was a little angry, but maybe it was because I knew what he could do if he actually got angry. I am not joking.

Anyway, I think my buddy just poked him or something and made it look like another guy did it. Everybody who saw it was doing a huge fake-laugh while stepping slowly backward trying to ease the situation before the Hulk came out and destroyed the city. It was an awkward end to church. I backed away, grabbed the kids and drove off as fast as possible.