A few years back when I was living in Provo, BYU made the worlds longest maple bar. It was a cougar tail that was over 1,300 feet long.

I was working for a company at the time who was a donor for the school and they were given a large portion of the donut. It sat in our break room.

I’m not proud about it, but I snacked on that donut for a solid week. Every time I went in there I expected it to be old and crusty and gross but it wasn’t. I’d grab a few sections at a time.

Probably got myself a first down with how much of that cougar tail I ate. It was delicious and I regret nothing.