I didn't happen to have BYU gear on, and was sitting in a crowd of Wyoming fans. They were quite nice to me, probably because they didn't know I was a BYU fan.
Anyway, one handed me a deflated balloon and asked me to pee in it, since he was "tapped out". I thought he was referring to a drug test for an interview he had coming up (from our small talk earlier). Surely there would be no harm in helping out a dude. Once I filled it and handed it back, he abruptly threw it at our cheerleaders.
Such a jerk. I hope he failed his drug test.