What do you call a group of Aggie fans?
Laughing stock.
What do you get when you cross a short, unfunny Aggie fan with a cow?
Blue Cheese
Why can't you have a conversation with a USU grad?
Everything goes in one ear and out the udder.
What do you call a boring Aggie fan?
Milk dud
Why do Aggie coeds wear a bell around their necks?
To help tractor them down.
Why don't the Aggies want to lose to BYU?
The steaks are high.