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I've lived places where maple bars aren't made. They aren't common in all fifty states. Maple bar deserts exist. Some people don't even know the joy that is a maple bar of any size and don't know what they've never had. You simply don't realize how good your life is in there lands of cougar tails.
Also, maple>chocolate.