ponderize upon is the fact that when I was a child, I once wrote three symphonies in a six month period. Julie Ard actually called my parents to say “FreeKarl is a prodigy and one day will be a prolific poster on an internet message board”. I also got 7 holes in ones in my first round of golf. I was speaking full sentences at the age of 13 months and predicted the presidency of a man named Donald before I entered primary school.

Then I grew up and went to byu and life lost all meaning. I think it was Cecil’s fault.

Anyway just wanted to share. I’m glad I’m not fat though. That would suck.