Because they have so many freaking experts on CougarBoard who are willing to give their advice for free!

How totally amazing that these men and women bypassed playing college athletics and coaching for the risk of a 9-5 job and BYU gets to reap the reward of their unselfish Pro-level expertise...

Sure, at times what they say might make you think they don't have a clue, but it's not like that...

In fact, most of the time, they actually don't.