I met my wife at a 4 way stop. We were at 90° angles from each other, and arrived at the same time. She was to my right,
and waved for me to go through. Being the gentleman that I am, I refused and waved her through. She declined, and motioned for me to go first. This went on for several rounds, but then she finally went.
The problem is, I started to go at the same time. We both slammed on our brakes, giggled, then motioned for the other to go. This repeated the cycle of motioning the other to go. Resulting in us, once again, going at the same time.
I can't remember who eventually went, but we ended up crashing into each other. That's how I got her number.
We are happily married. But our doctor told us not to have kids.