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Jan 23, 2023
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Ragnar Danneskjold
$4,000,000. Never forget.
Your momma's so fat...
she makes the mannequins at Target look skinny. ™
That one is 100% Ragnar-made. Feel free to use it, but credit remains mine.
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Ragnar Danneskjold
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Ragnar Danneskjold
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Your momma's so fat...
Ragnar Danneskjold
$4,000,000. Never forget.
1/23/23 9:21am
Yo momma so fat, bears hide their food in trees when she goes camping.
vagabonder
1/23/23 9:22am
yo momma's so fat, all she have to do to cross the street is turn around.
Cougarclaw
1/23/23 9:24am
Yo mamma so fat you need a rodeo clown to distract her when you bring in groceri
vagabonder
1/23/23 9:28am
Yo momma so fat her doctor recommended she get on a diet and exercise 5x/week
machete
1/23/23 9:29am
Yo momma so fat when she sits on the floor her feet dangle.
vagabonder
1/23/23 9:31am
Yo mama so fat, when she takes a bath she fills the tub THEN turns on the water.
Tricky
1/23/23 9:33am
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
Marc Spector
1/23/23 9:42am
Yo mama's so fat, her car has stretch marks.
Marc Spector
1/23/23 9:45am
...and still tells others how healthy she is since since she doesn't smoke/drink
Kral
1/23/23 9:46am
RE: ...and still tells others how healthy she is since since she doesn't smoke/drink
Marc Spector
1/23/23 9:48am
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